skippy.org.uk

A long while ago this popped up on BoingBoing.

I am getting increasingly fed up with the amount of junk mail that comes through the door, so after a bit of a search on Google I found the post.

After a quick run through Paint (yes Paint) I have adapted it for my use:

If it is unsuccessful I will edit it a bit more, and start to charge a £5GBP handling fee for every bit of junk I receive.