The Random Thoughts of a Geek heading for Banbury
The Random Thoughts of a Geek heading for Banbury

Out smarted by SPAM

As some of you may know GLaDOS came back, when Steph was stolen I drew parallels between the IQ of the muppit, and a bacon sandwich. However the high IQ shown by the person who stole GLaDOS knew no bounds. The bacon sandwich has been replaced with a spam roll. Why you may ask:

Somewhere in Penhill is a young man who is outsmarted by a Spam roll, in the time he had GLaDOS he “attempted(tm)” to do maintenance, this included using white spirit as the lubricant in the engine…

The police caught him all but red handed (he ran off wearing a helmet), the suspect is known to them, has previous for stealing and riding stolen motorcycles, and has no licence (and no insurance) however at trial the CPS failed to provide the proof to convict him.

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