I have just invited my MP (Justin Tomlinson Tory) for tea, and promised not to lobby him:
Dear Mr Tomlinson,
I am a great believer in equal opportunities; as a constituent of yours who can not afford to lobby my MP, or afford to pay the required amount to sit at the table with the PM,
I would like to invite you for a meal; yourself, your wife Jo, myself and my girlfriend, I promise not to talk “Shop” (or to lobby) but that it will be a meal on our narrowboat where ever we are mored when you are free to take up the offer.
Please respond to this formal invite.
Kind Regards
Philip McGaw
I hope he takes up the offer of this invite, so that he can see what normal (boaters) (and perhaps plebs too) are like.
